hoshasleigh:

Jason Derulo would like to wish you all a Merry Jason Derulo

(Source: hoshawerewolf, via deansimpalaandpies)

(Source: sueswink, via felicityssmoakk)

  • people:

    are you mad/sad or something?

  • me:

    this is just my face

  • me:

    i really can't stay

  • my laptop:

  • me:

    i've got to go away

  • my laptop:

  • me:

    this evening has been

  • my laptop:

  • me:

    so very nice

  • my laptop:

  • me:

    my mother will start to worry

  • my laptop:

  • me:

    my father will be pacing the floor

  • my laptop:

  • me:

    so really i'd better scurry

  • my laptop:

  • me:

    well maybe just a half a post more

(Source: , via pi-nnacle)

letssleeptilthesunburnsout:

iwillmindfuckyou:

smile-youre-fuckin-beautiful:

heck-n0-techn0:

toobusyreading:

supr3m3-ch33s3:

rezowone:

charlottebywalec:

calmyourtitsdownbitch:

are you kidding me !?!!

seriously whats her face book somoneone tell me?

can i spit on her face?

i know your pain gurl. daddy only got me a helicopter

Mommy only bought me a city when I specifically asked for a country. Da fuck mom. I hatechu.

What the fuck is wrong with kids now? I only got $200 and a sweater and I’m more than fucking happy with that.

I feel your pain Brianna. My mom got me a fucking mustang when obviously I wanted Bugatti. FUCK THIS BITCH. :( 

dis bitch.. i got a $200 giftcard, chocolate and an alarm clock and im so happy! some people are just such ungreatful little shits and the need to live like people that have REAL problems.

OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! GET OUT

letssleeptilthesunburnsout:

iwillmindfuckyou:

smile-youre-fuckin-beautiful:

heck-n0-techn0:

toobusyreading:

supr3m3-ch33s3:

rezowone:

charlottebywalec:

calmyourtitsdownbitch:

are you kidding me !?!!

seriously whats her face book somoneone tell me?

can i spit on her face?

i know your pain gurl. daddy only got me a helicopter

Mommy only bought me a city when I specifically asked for a country. Da fuck mom. I hatechu.

What the fuck is wrong with kids now? I only got $200 and a sweater and I’m more than fucking happy with that.

I feel your pain Brianna. My mom got me a fucking mustang when obviously I wanted Bugatti. FUCK THIS BITCH. :( 

dis bitch.. i got a $200 giftcard, chocolate and an alarm clock and im so happy! some people are just such ungreatful little shits and the need to live like people that have REAL problems.

OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! GET OUT

(Source: littlehinduthings, via deansimpalaandpies)

(via xereneas)

(Source: cnaykn, via aixko)

  • Big Sean:

    Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass

  • Kids Bop:

    Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt Butt

(Source: grossmagic, via cybunnies)

By far
the finest tumblr
theme ever
created
by a crazy man
in Russia